Tornadverbado

Exceedingly high winds, purportedly tornadoes,
have reportedly touched down overnight in
dozens of otherwise presumably tranquil towns,
apparently causing extensive devastation
across a wide swath of property, killing
perhaps hundreds of allegedly innocent
residents. Early reports of death, however,
are probably highly inaccurate, prematurely
gathered from reputedly inexperienced
observers, some of whom are clearly
pathological liars, while others came from
seemingly ratings-hungry journalists,
eagerly seeking the spotlight, reporting
with mindlessly happy camera-ready smiles
from somewhere over the rainbow.

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RDP Monday
~ Whirlwind ~
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