Robert De Niro was lying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant.
The doctor came in and said "Congratulations!
But unfortunately since this is a new procedure your insurance isn't going to cover it all.
So we're going to give you 3 choices for brains and you can decide which one you can afford."
Robert said to the doctor, "Okay, what are they?"
The doctor said, "Well, first there's the Make America Great Again brain, that's $100 an ounce.
Then there's a Rocket Scientist's brain, that'll cost you $200 an ounce.
Finally, there's the liberal democrat brain. That's the most expensive at $1000 an ounce."
Mr. De Niro looked at the doctor, surprised.
"That's absurd! Why is the liberal democrat brain so expensive?"
The brain surgeon turned to him and said, "Sir, do you have any idea how many liberals it takes to get an ounce of brains?"
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