It's Groundhog Day…hogday…ogday
…ogdayogdaygday again.
Again?!? Really? Already?
It seems like we
just had a Groundhog Day
a couple years ago, didn't we?
What? Last year? Is that right?
I mean, is it okay to
have one every year?
Shouldn't we share?
Maybe let someone else
do it for a change; put it
on an international
rotating schedule
so we don't have to be
the only ones checking in
with a hibernatory rodent
every friggin February
like it's a legit holiday or
something at least like one;
something maybe even
marginally more interesting
and Humanity-related than
getting up at the crack of dawn
to check in with Mr. Furbelly
to tell us what to wear.
Huh? Me? Nah.
I'm going back to bed.
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